You Know Thats Funny!

Two married buddies are out drinking one night when one turns to the other and says, "You know, I don't know what I’m going to do tonight. Every I go home after we've been out drinking, I turn the headlights off before I get to the house. I shut off the engine and coast into the driveway. I take my shoes off before I go into the house, I sneak up the stairs, I get undressed in the bathroom. I ease into bed and my wife STILL wakes up and yells at me for staying out so late!"

His buddy looks at him and says, "Well, you're obviously going about it all wrong. I screech into the driveway, honk the horn as I’m getting out of the car, slam the door, stomp up the steps, throw my shoes into the closet, jump into bed, rub my hands on my wife's ass and say, 'How about a blowjob?' ....and she's always so sound asleep she doesn’t even move."
You know that's funny!
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