There was this very loving grandfather who always made a special effort to spend time with his son’s family on weekends.
Every Sunday afternoon he would take his 7-year-old granddaughter out for a drive in the car for some quality time, just him and his granddaughter.
One particular weekend, however, he had a bad case of flu and really didn’t feel like being up and around. He knew his granddaughter always looked forward to their drives and would really be disappointed.
Luckily, his wife came to the rescue and said that she would take their granddaughter for the drive.
When they returned, the little girl anxiously ran upstairs to see her grandfather who was still in bed.
“Well, did you enjoy your ride with Grandma?” he asked.
“Oh yes! Grandpa, it was the most amazing drive ever!”
“Really, why was that?”
“It was just wonderful! Grandma drove us all around town, and we didn’t see a single asshole, blind bastard, dipshit, or son-of-a-bitch anywhere we went!”
