Strip Club
The other night, my friends drug me to this Strip Club.
One of the guys wanted to impress us, so he pulled out a $10 bill.
The dancer came over to us, and my friend licked the $10 and stuck it on her butt.
Not to be outdone, my other friend pulled out a $50 bill.
He called the girl back over, licked the $50 bill and stuck it on her other butt cheek.
Now all the attention was focused on me.
What could I do to top that?
I got out my wallet and then the banker in me took over.
I pulled out my ATM card, swiped it down the crack of her ass, grabbed the $60 bucks, and went home.
You know that's funny!
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