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Peanut Problem

One evening a man was at home watching TV and eating peanuts.

He'd toss them in the air, and then catch them in his mouth.

In the middle of catching one, his wife asked him a question, and as he turned to answer her, the peanut fell into his ear.

He tried and tried to dig it out, but only succeeded in pushing it in deeper.

He called his wife for assistance, and after hours of trying they became worried and decided to go to the hospital.

As they were getting read to walk out the door, their daughter came home with her date.

After being informed of the problem, their daughter's date said that he could get the peanut out.

The young man told the father to sit down, he then proceeded to shove two fingers up the father's nose, and told him to blow really hard.

When the father blew, the peanut flew right out of his ear!

The mother and daughter jumped an yelled for joy…the young man insisted that it was nothing.

Once he was gone, the mother turned to the father and said, "That's so wonderful! Isn't he smart? I wonder if he'll be a doctor. What do you think he's going to be when he grows older?"

The father replied, "From the smell of his fingers, I'd say our son-in-law."
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