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How many women with PMS
does it take to change a lightbulb?

One!! ONLY ONE!!!! And do you know WHY? Because no one else in the house knows HOW to change a light bulb! They don't even know that the bulb is BURNED OUT!!  They'd sit there in the damn dark for THREE DAYS before they figured it out!! AND, once they figured it out, they wouldn't be able to FIND the light bulbs despite the fact they've been in the SAME GOD DAMN CUPBOARD for the past 13 YEARS! But if they did, by some miracle of God, actually FIND the damn bulbs 2 DAYS LATER, the chair they dragged out to stand on to change the STUPID DAMN bulb would STILL BE IN THE SAME FUCKING SPOT!!! AND UNDERNEATH IT WOULD THE THE MOTHER FUCKING WRAPPER THE STUPID DAMN LIGHT BULBS CAME IN!!! BECAUSE NO ONE EVER CARRIES OUT THE FUCKING GARBAGE!!! IT'S A WONDER WE HAVEN'T ALL SUFFOCATED FROM THE PILES OF FUCKING GARBAGE THAT ARE A FOOT FUCKING DEEP THROUGHOUT THE ENTIRE FUCKING HOUSE!! IT WOULD TAKE AN ARMY TO CLEAN THIS FUCKING SHIT-HOLE OF A HOUSE!

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