New Shoes
One day Earl comes home with a brand new pair of shoes and can't wait to show them off. Mildred finally gets home...
Earl: Well What do you think?
Mildred: What do I think about what?
Earl: Don't you notice anything different?
Mildred: Nope Earl looks all the same to me.
So Earl puts one of his feet up on a stool and strikes a pose.
Earl: Notice anything different now?
Mildred: Nope Earl looks all the same to me.
Earl yells "Damn it!" and goes stalking out of the room. He strips off all his clothes except for his new shoes. He comes back out and strikes another pose.
Earl: Notice anything different now?
Mildred: Nope Earl looks all the same to me, except that now your dick is hanging out.
Earl: And just what is my dick doing Mildred?
Mildred: I don't know Earl, I don't know.
Earl: For Christ sake Mildred! It's looking down staring at my new shoes!
Mildred: You should have bought a hat Earl, should have bought a hat.
You know that's funny!
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