Four people were bragging about how smart their dogs are. The first was an Accountant, the second an Engineer, the third was a Chemist, and the fourth was a State Worker.
To show off, the Accountant called to his dog, "Spreadsheet, do your stuff."
Spreadsheet went out into the kitchen and returned with a dozen cookies. He divided them into 4 equal piles of 3 cookies each.
Everyone agreed that was a pretty smart dog, but the Engineer said that his dog could do better. He called his dog and said, "T-square, do your stuff."
T-square pranced over to the desk, took out some paper and a pen, and drew a perfect circle, a perfect square, and a perfect triangle.
Again, everyone agreed that was really good, but the Chemist said his dog could do even better! He called his dog and said, "Measure, do your stuff."
Measure got up, picked up a 500ml graduated cylinder, walked over to the fridge, took out a liter of milk, got a 300ml glass from the cupboard, measured and poured exactly 275ml of milk into the glass without spilling a drop!
Everyone agreed that was truly amazing!
The three then turned to the State Worker and said, "What can your dog do to top that performance?"
The State Worker called to his dog and said, "Coffee Break, do your stuff."
Coffee Break jumped to his feet, ate the cookies, drank the milk, pooped on the paper, screwed the other three dogs, claimed he injured his back while doing so, filed a grievance report for unsafe working conditions, put in for Workers Comp, and went home on sick leave!
You know that's funny!
