Irish DUI

Recently a routine traffic patrol was parked outside O’Malley’s Pub.

After last call, the officers noticed a man leaving the bar so apparently intoxicated that he could barely walk.

The man stumbled around the parking lot for a few minutes, with the officer quietly observing.

After what seemed an eternity, in which he tried his keys on five different vehicles, the man managed to find his car and fall into it.

He sat there for a few minutes as a number of other patrons left the bar and drove off.

Finally he started the car, switched the wipers on and off; it was a fine, dry summer night, flicked the blinkers on and off a couple of times, honked the horn and then switched on the lights.

He moved the vehicle forward a few inches, reversed a little, and then remained still for a few more minutes as some more of the other patrons' vehicles left.

At last, when his was the only car left in the parking lot, he pulled out and drove slowly down the road.

The police officers, having waited patiently all this time, now started up their patrol car, put on the flashing lights, and promptly pulled the man over and administered a breathalyzer test.

To their amazement, the breathalyzer indicated no evidence that the man had consumed any alcohol at all!