Fascinate
A third grade teacher asked her students to use the word "fascinate" in a sentence.
Molly answered, "My family went to the New York City Zoo and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, "That was good Molly, but I wanted you to use the word "fascinate."
After a moments thought, Sally raised her hand. She said, "My family went to the Statue of Liberty and I was fascinated."
The teacher said, "Well, that was good too, Sally, but I want the word 'fascinate.'
Little Johnny raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Little Johnny was noted for his "colorful" language.
She finally decided there was absolutely no way he could damage the word 'fascinate', so she called on him.
Little Johnny said, "My sister has a sweater with ten buttons…
But her tits are so big, she can only fasten eight!"
You know that's funny!
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