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The Evolution of Man
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When I was 13, I hoped that one day I would have a girlfriend with
big boobs.
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When I was 16, I found a girlfriend with big boobs, but there was no passion in the relationship, so I decided that I needed a
passionate girl with a real zest for life.
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In college, I dated that passionate girl, but she was WAY too emotional. Everything was an emergency! She was the very definition of a “Drama Queen”…all she ever did was CRY. So I decided I needed a girl with a bit more stability.
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When I was 25, I found a very stable and reliable woman…but she was boring! Everything about our relationship was completely predictable, and “she” never got excited about anything. Our life became so dull that I decided what I really needed was a girl to add some
excitement to my life.
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When I was 30, I found an exciting girl…but I couldn’t keep up with her. She flitted from one thing to another, never settling on anything. She did mad, impetuous things and made me miserable as often as happy. Initially she was great fun and very energetic…but she was directionless. So I decided to find a girl with some real ambition.
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When I turned 35, I found a smart, ambitious, career minded girl with her feet firmly planted on the ground, so I married her. She was so driven to succeed that she placed her career before everything else…including our marriage. She absolutely had to “win” at everything…so in the Divorce, she took everything I owned.
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I’m older now, and life has made me much wiser…I’m looking for a girl with big boobs.
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