Enlightened
A young boy is at school and he hears some of the older kids talking about pussy, and their bitch.
The boy confused by this goes to his mother.
"Mom", the boy asks, "What's a pussy?"
The mother being startled by this thinks quickly and finds the closest dictionary and opens it up to a picture of a cat and says "Son, that is a pussy."
The son then asks "Well then what's a bitch?"
The mother again thinking quickly opens to a picture of a dog and says "Son, this is a bitch."
The son walks away even more confused, and sees his father watching television.
The son walks up to his father and says "Dad, what's a pussy?"
The father doesn't want to miss the ball game so he quickly whips out his Penthouse magazine to the centerfold, grabs a marker and draws a circle around the vagina and says "Son, this is a pussy!"
The son, now starting to understand what the older boys are talking about asks "Then, what is a bitch?"
The dad replies, "That's everything outside the circle!"
You know that's funny!
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