You Know Thats Funny!


A woman was in a coma. She had been in it for months.

Nurses were in her room giving her a bed bath. As one of them was washing her private area she noticed that there was a slight response on the monitor whenever she touched her down there.

They tried it again, and sure enough, there was definite movement.

They contacted her husband and explained what had happened, telling him:

"As crazy as this sounds, maybe a little 'oral sex' will do the trick and bring her out of the coma."

The husband was more than a little skeptical, but they assured him that they would close the curtains so that the couple would have complete privacy.  The husband finally agreed, and went into his wife's room.

After a few minutes the woman's monitor in the Nurses station flat lined. No pulse, No heart rate, No breathing!

The nurses ran back into the room. "What happened?" they cried!

The husband said, "I'm not sure…but I think maybe she choked."

You know that's funny! 
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