Christmas Divorce
Two days before Christmas a man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says,
” I hate to ruin your day Son, but I have to tell you that your Mother and I are getting a divorce. Forty-five years of misery is enough."
"Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams.
"We can't stand the sight of each other any longer," the father says. "We're sick of each other, and I'm sick of talking about this, so you call your Sister in Chicago and tell her."
Frantic, the son calls his sister, who explodes on the phone.
"Like hell they're getting divorced!" she shouts. "I'll take care of this!"
She calls Phoenix immediately, and screams at her father, "You are NOT getting divorced. Don't do a single damn thing until I get there. I'm calling my brother back, and we'll both be there tomorrow. Until then, don't do a damn thing, DO YOU HEAR ME?" and hangs up.
The old man hangs up his phone and turns to his wife.
"Okay," he says, "they're both coming for Christmas and paying their own way."
You know that's funny!
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