Blind Cowboy
An old, blind cowboy wanders into a lesbian biker bar by mistake.
He finds his way to a bar stool and orders a beer.
After sitting there for a while, he asks the bartenter,
'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?'
The bar immediately falls absolutely silent.
In a very deep, husky voice, the woman sitting next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, Cowboy, I think it is only fair, given that you are blind, that you should know a few things:
The bartender is a blonde girl, she's standing in front of you holding a baseball bat.
The bouncer is a blonde girl, the popping you hear is her cracking her knuckles.
I'm a 6-foot tall, 210-pound blonde woman with a black belt in karate.
The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter.
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The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler.
'Now, think about it seriously, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?'
The blind cowboy thinks for a second, shakes his head, and mutters,
"No...not if I'm gonna have to explain it five fucking times."
You know that's funny!
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